Monday, May 30, 2011

HappyMost Memorials Day!
 Zippy Trips Here's!
Washingtons Monumental!
 Jeffysons Memorials!

OK, Now Needs Juice!
Where Dere Be's Da Will
 Dere's Be JUICE!
YipeeDoodle IKEA Rocks Me Focus!!!

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Drivins Ta Thunder Alley
 Rollins Thunder In's D.C. Today
Hey A Fellow Policey HiYA!!!
 Yeps I'ms Concentratins! WAAAAATs?!!!
Ans Dat RedMost Hog!!!
Me Ma's Bro! Iraq War Vet!!! 
 Howdy me Ownliest G.I. JoE!
 GreatMost Jobbie BRO!!!
 ThunderMost Alley!!!
I LuVs da RoarinZ!

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Wents Ta See da Deppster in's Pirates CarryBeans! 
 It were 3D so I hads me goggles ons ans WOWZ!
Yo Depp!
Yep Depp, Its Me TiGGs!
Whadya Needs?!
I'ms Ons Its!
 WAAAATs?! Depps were talkins Ta MEs!
Rub a dub dubbs Ya Drub!
Now Swabs Me Deck Ya Bigmost Booger!
Dats, Betters....Dangs Bullies...
Smiles Alls Ya Wants, Da Deppster Be MINEs!!!
Yes, Sorry Love, Tiggy is my Ownliest.
Told Ya's!
No Needs Ta Bow Me Depps!
 Here, Lemme Helps Ya Wids Dat, DeppyPoo!
 Ahhh Tiggy, Saved Again by your Chivalrous Charm!
 Yes Indeed LuV, My Heart Belongs to Tiggy!
 Awww Cheer Up Matey! Its a Dangs Nice Island!
 I'll Evens Sits Wids Ya Awhiles....

Friday, May 27, 2011

Good Morn'ns PeePs!!!
Uhhh Tiggy - who is "Johnny Depp?"
No Worries Me LuV, Jus a Dream...(oosp!)
Ons da Road Sightins!
 General Lee's Horse Traveler!!!
Homage Ta Dearmost Traveler
"Their sleepless, bloodshot eyes were turned to me.
Their flags hung black against the pelting sky.
Their jests and curses echoed whisperingly,
As though from long-lost years of sorrow - Why,
You're weeping! What, then? What more did you see?
                                            A gray man on a gray horse rode by"
— Passage from Traveller, a novel by Richard Adams

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Movie Nights Wids Nilla!
(mores ons dis laters!)
Ans Afters, Whilst PartyMostins
 Nilla Gaves Me a SpeZialMost Swingin Hammocks!!!
Ans Sangs ta Me SweetMost
 Evens Kissies!
 Rockeds Me Whirlds!
TANKs Nilla for a GreatMost Evenins of FUN's!
~ LuV, TiGGy

Monday, May 23, 2011

Jus Loungin ins Bed wids me Peeps
Maya be's so Cuddlesome ans Comfort'ns
Maya be's Proudmost O her new cappie ans top Ma mades
Chewie joineds us toos
Chewie showins off da bed, bowl ans bone Ma mades
alls Safemost ans Cozyfieds
Chewie even lets Lambypoo shares breakfasts...
Awww, I LuV's Me Peeps!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Posin Wids a Dollmore Lusion Ice Dahlia Peep ats da Gaithersburg Doll Show!
I LuVs Resinmost Royalty!
Keepins Wids Me BlueMost Bloods!
Dangs Finemost Dolly Peep!