More's of Me Report froms Da Earthquake ans Crane Damage ats da National Cathedral ins D.C.
Hmmmms....

Offs Ta Looks For A Hard Hats Peep!
Here Be Comins an Authority Peep
HowDy Most Reverend Peep! Nice Cappie!
Yeps, I Hopes Ya Haves Dis BeautyMost Alls Safes Agains Soons!

LovelyMost Day To Ya's!
(to be continueds)

Over Da Weekend I done Surveyed Da Earthquake ans Fallen Crane Damage ats da National Cathedral ins D.C.
Lots O Police Tape, Scaffoldins, ans Fences EverWheres!
Dese Be Da Spires Dat Gots Knocksed by Da EarthQuakey

Ans Here Be's Where Da Crane Done Toppleds...
Dats Its knocksed overs ins da air...

Ans Pieces alongs da road hits me favoritemost Herb Cottage...

Buts FortunateMosts Noone Were Killed, ans even da Crane Driver Be's OK!

(to be continueds)