Saturday, November 16, 2013

TiGGy and the AMaZeing Corn MaiZe MaZe!

Welcomes To Da AMaZe'nZ 
CorN MaiZe MaZe AdventureMosT!
  Go'nZ Where No Fae Dones Gone Afores!
  Jus Follow Me GLoW!
  YePs CorN!
  HeY I Founds Da ExitMosT!
  BuT Its Right Here's!
  FauX EXiT Me BuTTs!
  Where's Me GPS?!
  Hmmms, "Buy A Clue"...
  I SaiDs Gimme Da DanGs Quarter!
  Da ClueMosT!
 Hmmms... 
  Mumble...
  Grumble...
  WhoA EurekaMosT!
  Ok I GoTs Dis!
  Ya Jus Go - R, L, R, R, L, R, R, R, L, ~
  WAAATs?!
 Oh Jus Follow Me's!
 On Into's Da Corn!
 DonTs Worry Bouts ~
 Da Childrens O Da Corn
HELLO ~ Ya Be Follow'nZ a Fairy!
 YaY Da Kernel O TruthMosT!
 Da View From's Da Tower
 At's Da CenterMosT O Da MaZe 
Be's AmaZe'nZ!
 Nother Kernel O TruthMosT To...
 Da TREASURE!!!
 Pirate BootyMosT
 Blingie Dance!
 STomP STomP SToMP!
 Me CuP O JoY Be's OverFlow'nZ!
 Follow Da Treasure PeePs!
 Da View FroMs Da ToPs!
 WoWZerZ PasT AMaZe'nZ!
 We DiDs IT!
 SQueeDoodleWheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
 Ans Follow'd Da Amish Buggy BacK Ta Homie
 LuV, TiGGy

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

TiGGy at Lancaster Yarn Shop

Here I Be's At's Da Lancaster Yarn Shop
Even HaDs Stuffs Jus Me Size!
 Spin'nZ Wheel For Fairy Yarn!
 Ans LoTsa AwesomeMosT Softie Yarns
 Ans GorgeousMosT Samples Knit Up's!
Even Yarn PeePs!
 I Pulled Outs Me Shop'nZ LisT
 MidsT SwooN'nZ Over Da Colorfulls!
 So I Ditched Me LisT Ans Shopped FreeStyle!
 Ellie Behinds Da Counter Help'sd Me
 Ans CutieMosT BeN Too's!
 I Gots ToNs O Stuffs!
 Power ShoP'nZ!
 Ans GoTs CozyMosT Too's
It Were Wonderful's!
TANKs Ya Lancaster Yarn Shop!
I'll Be BaCK! ~ LuV, TiGGy

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Scarecrow TiGGy

Here I Be's In's A Amish CornField
 GoTs An Idea!
 YeP, I CaN See EversTinGs From Here's!
 WAAATs?!!!
 Who Ya Call'nZ A "Scare Da Crow's"?!!!!
 StomP STomP SToMP!!!
 I LuV's Amish Country!
EnJoY Da PeaceFullMosTs PeePs
~ LuV, TiGGy

Sunday, November 10, 2013

TiGGy and the Amish Buggy

WoWZ Me Ownliest Amish Buggy!
 I Done DreaMed O Dis Me EntireMosT Life!
 BuGGyMosT Dance!
 C'Mon Join Me!
 BooGieWoogie Amish StyLe!
 YeaHMosT!
 OK NoW I Gotta Drive's Dis Buggy!
 Hmmms....
 How's Ta Reach Da Pedals....
I GoTs A BetterMosT Idea!
 Can I Borrow Yer FeeTs? ~ For Me FeaTs!
 You Jus Push ~ Ans I Will Drives!
 No Worries We GoTs Dis!
GiDDy YePs!!! ~ LuV, TiGGy