Amberly Willow wants to share one last weather girl report: Da hurricane Irene, is gone butz not withouts leaving behind greatmost devastation. It trieds hardmost to wipe da outer banks of Nord Carolina offs da map, but itz still derez! Den it spunz up da coast very slowmost and blew as many trees down as it coulds muster da winds ta do itz. Once it gotz ta Vermonts, it weally openeds up a huge can of da whoop-ass ans almosts washed da whole state off da map. Be gones forevermost, means Irene! Dontz ever comes back!! Amberly Willow reportinz for the firefly newzyz in da state of incoherentz!